After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
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Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
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You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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