How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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