oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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