If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
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I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
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It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
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