A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
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you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
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Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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