No more Irish car bombs ever.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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