Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
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Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
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At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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