dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
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I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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