I think im going to throw up on grandma
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I showed him my bush... on skype.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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