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(+61): View more from Australia

yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.

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(+61): yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status. http://tfl.nu/4c5v

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(310): View more from California

I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him

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its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain

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(310): I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him (310): its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain http://tfl.nu/r69k

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(614): View more from Ohio

Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too

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(614): Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too http://tfl.nu/p8r6

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(850): View more from Florida

All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.

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(850): All of my current injuries can be related back to sex. http://tfl.nu/ncc6

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(205): View more from Alabama

Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.

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(205): Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that. http://tfl.nu/r5hc

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together

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(978): We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together http://tfl.nu/81ca

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(770): View more from Georgia

Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.

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(770): Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out. http://tfl.nu/a31o

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(574): View more from Indiana

Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?

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Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.

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(574): Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for? (1-574): Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina. http://tfl.nu/l0nz

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.

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(918): What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how. http://tfl.nu/o4fq

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(310): View more from California

Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason

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(310): Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason http://tfl.nu/dz7h

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(425): View more from Washington

Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household

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(425): Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household http://tfl.nu/3bng

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(240): View more from Maryland

This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.

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You've ruined popcorn for me.

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(240): This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave. (1-240): You've ruined popcorn for me. http://tfl.nu/2sk4

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(+61): View more from Australia

Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.

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(+61): Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome. http://tfl.nu/0ajk

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(831): View more from California

we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well

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(831): we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well http://tfl.nu/bl6g

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(+61): View more from Australia

I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it

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(+61): I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it http://tfl.nu/kgh9

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