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i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
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