i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Did I show you my penis last night?
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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