conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
23 People Noticed Deal Breakers in Their Partner A Little Too Late
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
23 Millennials Confess The Things They Wish They Weren’t Attracted To
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??