i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
wow bdsm is so cute
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