They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
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