margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
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You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
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How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
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