I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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