I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
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There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
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Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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