He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
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