ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
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I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
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I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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