Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
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Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
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Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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