May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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