Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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