you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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