I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
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