Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
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I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
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Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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