never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Come share oat with me in your robe
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
Randomize
