I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
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So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
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I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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