I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
At least life still wants to fuck me.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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