I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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