If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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