How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
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