She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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