I love black thongs
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
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I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
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It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
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