Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
well most of my day revolves around power hour
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i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
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It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
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