Pregnant stripper...not hot.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
This gyro tastes like lonliness
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
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