So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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