normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
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