Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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