I've blown a few things in my day
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
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something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
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Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
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