it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
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You. Win. At. Life.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
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