i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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