I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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