I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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