we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
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My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
So squirting runs in the family.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
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If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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