All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
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we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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