Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
I'm currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
just to let you know, that was probably the funniest text i've ever received.
I suppose that kind of helps fill the void where my self respect used to be.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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