Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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