Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
drinking out of a sandbucket again
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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