Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
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i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
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Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love