I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.