I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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