You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
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do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
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But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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