This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Do you remember whose house we're in?
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
Randomize
