Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
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