I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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