is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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