Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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