Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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