I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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