Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
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She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
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Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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